i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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