I CAN MOONWALK!
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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