WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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