i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
