whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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