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(510): View more from California

We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.

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(937): View more from Ohio

What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it

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(308): View more from Nebraska

And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?

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(818): View more from California

i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?

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