i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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