I feel like abortions should bother me more
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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