nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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