He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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