Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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