So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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