You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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