I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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