Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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