i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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