I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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