The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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