i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
how does that bad decision feel?
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