Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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