Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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