you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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