Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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