So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't deserve a penis
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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