1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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