ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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