Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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