your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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