when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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