Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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