No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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