I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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