dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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