I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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