she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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