Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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