i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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