I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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