i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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