I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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