i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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