just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Dignity is for republicans.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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