I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You are the jesus of drinking
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