some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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