i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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