This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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