I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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