you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
