She said her name was "party"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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