i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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