dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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