i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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