Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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