you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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