She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
our cab driver is having phone sex.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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