I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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